On November 1st, 2000, Bobby Hill spoke about the art of comedy and a whole lot more. Read on…

FOXcom_Host: Bobby?

Bobby_Hill: Hello, fans! Wazzzzuuuppp!

FOXcom_Host: Hi!

HeadOverHeels: What is your favorite meal? Is your mom, Peggy, a good cook?

Bobby_Hill: Anything with the word "happy" in front of it!

HappyCamper: What do you admire most about your parents?

Bobby_Hill: In all modesty, I'd have to say their son.

BobbysGirl: Are you and Connie gonna be together forever?

Bobby_Hill: That's what my temporary tattoo says.

KOTH_Fan: Bobby, why don't you like sports?

Bobby_Hill: Well, maybe I can't dunk a basketball, but I can dunk a donut.

Kahn: bobby hill, why you so fat?

Bobby_Hill: See answer above.

hermione: hey bobby, whats your favorite tv show?

April: What's your favorite TV show?

Bobby_Hill: Like the rest of the country, I was captivated by Big Brother.

lulla: So, will you ever smoke ever again after your incident with your dad making you smoke until you were sick?

Bobby_Hill: No, because I've found that smoking suppresses my appetite.

lulla: Bobby, do you have a crush on any celebrities? Like maybe on Lisa Simpson?

Bobby_Hill: I've always had a thing for Carnie Wilson.

Bobby_Hill: And P.S. Lisa Simpson is a cartoon character.

Wharfrat: will the "Propaniacs" get back together for another tour?

Bobby_Hill: Money talks! I'm listening.

Kahn: bobby what's wrong with your bimbo cousin Luanne?

Bobby_Hill: My dad's more qualified to answer that one.

ilovekoth: Do you know who's running for President? And who would you vote for if you could?

Bobby_Hill: I know Mike Soto is running for president of the 7th grade at Tom Landrey Middle School...

Bobby_Hill: but he's a little too arrogant for me.

Bobby_Hill: He's a little too into Mike Soto for me.

Rachel222: What's your favorite flavor of fruit pies?

Bobby_Hill: The one that's in my mouth.

obbyboyjr: how many fruit pies do you eat a day?

Bobby_Hill: Fruit pies are a journey, not a destination.

Bobby_Hill: Next question.

Texan: What do you think of Texas, Bobby? Ever want to move somewhere else?

Bobby_Hill: My dad says I can live in New York when he's dead and buried.

HappyCamper: What is your dream job? (What do you want to be when you grow up?)

Bobby_Hill: Any job that involves dreaming sounds pretty good to me!

Guillermo_Gee: Do you think your dad will ever buy a propane powered vehicle?

Bobby_Hill: As long as it's a pickup truck and it's made in America.

KingFan: What did you do this summer?

Bobby_Hill: I got myself back to my winter resting weight.

stupid: How are things going with you and Connie?

Bobby_Hill: Since she's gotten her period, things have been a little erratic.

Tornado: Do you see yourself and Connie settling down and having a family?

Bobby_Hill: Mom, stop submitting questions.

thatgirl: What's your all time favorite food?

Bobby_Hill: Correct!

Guillermo_Gee: Do you get your hair cut with Bill?

Bobby_Hill: We've never gotten our hair cut together. We've been talking about it though.

ulla: Who are you listening to these days? Who is in your CD player?

Bobby_Hill: I'm kinda partial to the Orlando sound...Britney, Christina, 'N Sync....

Bobby_Hill: Most of all, I'm just happy the Meaty Cheesy Boys have a new song out.

EMMY: BOBBY I LOVE YOU, MOVE TO LOS ANGELES.

Bobby_Hill: Why don't we meet halfway in Vegas?

HeadOverHeels: Does anything in life really worry you?

Bobby_Hill: Internet chat groups are right up there.

Bobby_Hill: You wouldn't believe the pressure I'm under right now.

EMMY: BOBBY, LET'S HAVE A VEGAS WEDDING

Bobby_Hill: Why don't we just take in a show and see how it goes.

obbyFan: What do you think you will do for fun as an adult?

Bobby_Hill: Well, my comedy and variety show will probably be taking up most of my time.

lulla: Bobby, does your mom have a wild side to her that we don't know about?

Bobby_Hill: Sometimes when she plays Boggle, she uses only Spanish words.

funnybobby: Do you have favorite comedians that you look up to?

Bobby_Hill: Louie Anderson, Rosie O'Donnell, the late great Chris Farley, and Oliver Hardy.

Bobby_Hill: Do you see a trend here?

Bobby_Hill: They're all Irish.

Rdnk: Do you still think of yourself as the Buddha?

Bobby_Hill: I do now, but I can't say for sure in my next life.

ilovekoth: If you had the chance to go to the moon, would you go?

Bobby_Hill: Not until they have a WhataBurger there.

hillobeans: What ever happened to Ladybird? Do you want another pet?

Bobby_Hill: What are you talking about?! I'm using Ladybird as a foot stool right now.

lulla: Why are you always wearing the same clothes?

Bobby_Hill: Why do the New York Yankees always wear the same clothes? A winning team always sticks with the same uniform.

nicenbig: Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Bobby_Hill: The Helen Hayes Acting Academy in Van Nuys, California.

Armadillo: Do you plan to go to college? will you move away from Hank and Peggy then?

Bobby_Hill: If they want to come to Van Nuys with me, it's okay by me!

Mangione: Bobby, I love your sense of humor!! Does it ever get u in trouble??

Bobby_Hill: Well, I did shove a piece of broccoli up my nose and I had to go to the emergency room.

sexybobby: Do you ever get tired of shopping at the Megalomart, wish you had more sophisticated stores there?

Bobby_Hill: Rumor is we are getting a Foot Locker.

Bobby_Hill: Keep your fingers crossed.

lulla: What is your fave subject in school?

Bobby_Hill: Spanish, because my mom teaches it.

Bobby_Hill: I have to say that.

ilovekoth: somehow i really relate to you... is there any way i could ever meet you?

Bobby_Hill: Meet me in the Carrot Top chat room in 15 minutes.

hillobeans: Would you consider Joseph your best friend?

Bobby_Hill: I love that kid. He's got a good soul.

Buddha2: What words of wisdom can you leave us with Bobby?

Bobby_Hill: Watch our premiere on Sunday, Nov. 5th at 7:30 Eastern, 6:30 Central.

Bobby_Hill: You'll thank me for it.

Bobby_Hill: I'll wave if I can.

FOXcom_Host: Thanks for being here, Bobby, I know you have a lot going on. Thanks for taking the time with FOX.com!

Bobby_Hill: I have a question for you guys out there.... Who let the dogs out?