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Peggy Hill - May 8, 2000
Homemaker. Wife. Mother. Substitute Teacher of the Year. Texas Boggle Champion. There is no end to Peggy Hill's talents! What would Hank, Bobby and Luanne do without her?


fox_chat_host: Welcome to the Peggy Hill chat!
fox_chat_host: Peggy's arrived! So glad to have you here to chat with us...

peggy_hill_live: Hoyehh! Great to be here on Fox.com

ZombCat asks: What frustrates you most in life? Do you ever feel unappreciated?

peggy_hill_live: A lot of people don't appreciate people with large feet and big brains.
peggy_hill_live: Sunday's episode hopefully will change all that.

chatty_90403 asks: I have size 12 feet but am only 4'7". Am I a freak?

peggy_hill_live: No, no, no you are not a freak, you are special.
peggy_hill_live: and I don't mean "special" as in retarded.
peggy_hill_live: How much do you weigh?

REAL_MAN_35 asks: Did you always want to be a teacher Peggy?

peggy_hill_live: No, I've always wanted to be a substitute teacher. There's a difference you know.

chatty_90403 asks: Have you ever considered more fashionable glasses?

peggy_hill_live: No, one pair is adequate. I really don't need more.

REAL_MAN_35 asks: Is Arlen a hot town, with lots of fun things to do?

peggy_hill_live: It is extremely hot, especially in the summer, so a fun thing to do is stay inside where the air-conditioning is on.

MarriageMinded asks: What is the secret to a successful marriage?

peggy_hill_live: 3 quarts of loyalty, 2 cups of understanding, one tablespoon of communication, and a pinch of forgiveness. Then throw in a blender and set it to "love".

zipp123_45 asks: Peggy, where will the family go vacation this year?

peggy_hill_live: We're still arguing between Dollywood and Branson, you know, somewhere classy.

beth_yam asks: Peggy do you ever have sexual desires?

peggy_hill_live: Like any normal woman, I do not discuss such matters over the internet.

chatty_90403 asks: We have an extra spot in our bowling league, Would you be interested in joining our team?

peggy_hill_live: If your bowling alley has shoes in my size, maybe.
peggy_hill_live: But I'll believe when I see it.

ZombCat asks: Do you feel any lingering physical effects from that terrible skydiving mishap?

peggy_hill_live: A funny feeling in the pit of my stomach every time I fall from a great height.
peggy_hill_live: I've had enough of your double entendres ZombCat.

zooey_franny asks: peggy - have you ever thought about publishing a book about your musings?

peggy_hill_live: Yes, I'm working on it now. I call it "These Musings: a book of amazing musings of Peggy Hill" by Peggy Hill.

ZombCat asks: If you had the opportunity to live life all over again, would you change anything?

peggy_hill_live: I would not have watched the Oscars this year.
peggy_hill_live: Billy Crystal was robbed.

zipp123_45 asks: Does hank only drink domestic beer?

peggy_hill_live: Yes, and by domestic he means Texas.

fashionista asks: Do you like the latest strappy shoe styles I saw in all the fashion magazines?

peggy_hill_live: I don't know, I haven't gotten my J.C. Penny catalogue yet.

tinytentoes asks: have you ever topped 7 with your low flow toilet?

peggy_hill_live: I am sure there's a chat room for a question like that.

rt_animator asks: Have you ever considered a different hair style?

peggy_hill_live: I wore it up at my wedding, but that was 20 years ago and fashions were a little different.

ZombCat asks: Who is your favorite actor and why?

peggy_hill_live: Definitely Billy Crystal. He was definitely the highlight of "Mr. Saturday Night."

ZombCat asks: We all know that Bobby likes fruit pies. What is your favorite food?

peggy_hill_live: I make a wonderful apple brown betty. It is everyone else's favorite food, so I guess it would be mine too.

chgndprsalot asks: I have been a sub teacher for 4 years. What do you find rewarding about sub teaching and why?

peggy_hill_live: Learning their names.

chatty_90403 asks: Wasn't it hard not to tell Dale about Nancy's ongoing affair with John Redcorn?

peggy_hill_live: Initially it was not hard not to tell. Then it was really hard not to not tell.
peggy_hill_live: But as time went on, I was more and more willing not to not tell.
peggy_hill_live: But then she broke up with John Redcorn anyway, so it all worked out.
peggy_hill_live: Next question.

visgrif_1999 asks: Does Peggy approve of Bobby's romance with Connie?

peggy_hill_live: I love the girl, her parents not so much.
peggy_hill_live: Okay, I hate them.

mrroundheels asks: Peggy, what went wrong with the Propaniacs?

peggy_hill_live: They broke up to pursue their independent projects. We wish them well.

ZombCat asks: You've just received an invitation to try out (as a pitcher) for the Texas Rangers. Will you accept this challenge?

peggy_hill_live: Name the time, name the place! Wait, can you pitch underhand in the major leagues.

loose_stone asks: What is your brown betty recipe?

peggy_hill_live: It's a secret. Thanks for asking.

renewal_72212 asks: Could you expound on...you know...shhh...Hank's narrow urethra?

peggy_hill_live: Well, my husband doesn't know how to get on the internet yet, so I can. But I won't.
peggy_hill_live: You'll find DrKoop.com has all the answers.

gomariners_24 asks: did dale sniff to much insecticide or something?

peggy_hill_live: He sniffs too much insecticide and SOMETHING! Pesticide I think, see also DrKoop.com.

chatty_90403 asks: Do you ever feel like Hank loves his propane more than loves you?

peggy_hill_live: Love for propane is an issue many couples have to deal with.
peggy_hill_live: All I can say, our marriage is stronger than ever.

ZombCat asks: What do you do for relaxation (besides play Boggle)?

peggy_hill_live: I write and read my own musings.

chatty_90403 asks: Do you ever have a hard time understanding Boomhauer?

peggy_hill_live: I'm sorry, what was the question.

ZombCat asks: Of all the neighbors who live on your block, who scares you the most?

peggy_hill_live: I fell out of a plane and lived. Nothing scares me.... except Bill.

chatty_90403 asks: After Bobby, did you give up on having children?

peggy_hill_live: We desperately want more children, it's Hank's urethra that's given up.

chatty_90403 asks: You're so good with people, ever dream of a career in politics?

peggy_hill_live: True, I am very good with people and I certainly hope that one day we will see more and more women, Congresspersons and Senatresses.

sunnyguan asks: You wanna do yoga???

peggy_hill_live: No thank you, I'm a Methodist.

honey_crash asks: how do you and hank stay so much in love?

peggy_hill_live: The secret is finding someone you're very much in love with and then staying that way.

lovely_rita69 asks: What's your shoe size Peggy?

peggy_hill_live: A woman never tells. You'll have to watch this Sunday's episode to find out as this and other secrets are revealed.

zipp123_45 asks: Peggy, do you ever think your musings could be put to rap music?

peggy_hill_live: That's an interesting idea, but I'm not sure America is ready for a rap song about loose change.

Bryan7464 asks: Hi Peggy. If you could go one place in the world, where would it be?

peggy_hill_live: It would be to Fox, Sunday nights at 7:30, 6:30 Central.
peggy_hill_live: or Florida.

renewal_72212 asks: Does Hank approve of you spending nights in a chat room?

peggy_hill_live: He thinks I'm at a book club. Have you read "Angela's Ashes". I need to know what it's about before I go home.

jazz242 asks: How fast can you change a tire?

peggy_hill_live: Let's see....
peggy_hill_live: Done!

laughs_like_a_hyena asks: peggy, do you have any advice for an aspiring Boggle champ?

peggy_hill_live: Stay out of my way! ;)

rosdowerman asks: if u never met hank, who would u marry boomhower, bill, or the unmarried dale?

peggy_hill_live: I don't like your choices. I'd wait for Hank.

Flower_Grrl_83 asks: What kind of music do you like??

peggy_hill_live: I like Country, I like Western, not so crazy about Country/Western.

craig180 asks: have you ever wanted to be on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire???

peggy_hill_live: Yes, it would be worth a million dollars just to meet Regis Philbin, and that is my final answer.

peggy_hill_live: !

ace1_46112 asks: What is your favorite book?

peggy_hill_live: I just love the new "King of the Hill Book", "WD40 for the Soul" written by my husband, Hank Hill. Ghostwritten by me, Peggy Hill.

chatty_90403 asks: Is Arlen closer to Dallas or Houston?

peggy_hill_live: It is equidistant, precisely.

ZombCat asks: Describe a typical day in the life of Peggy Hill.

peggy_hill_live: That would take 24 hours, and we don't have that kind of time.

rt_animator asks: Mrs. Hill, what is your maiden name?

peggy_hill_live: Platter, thanks for asking. You'd be surprised how often I'm asked that question.
peggy_hill_live: Wait, are you going to try to open a credit card in my name?

jazz242 asks: Give us a sample musing, Peg.

peggy_hill_live: My name is Peggy, and that is not a-musing.

jazz242 asks: How did you celebrate Cinco de Maya?

peggy_hill_live: What are you talking about? It's on the 10th, it hasn't happened yet.

jazz242 asks: Why don't you try out for Kathy Lee's spot?

peggy_hill_live: I'm already married to Hank Hill, and I've never been attracted to Frank Gifford.

Ryan_Beaver72_98 asks: Peggy Can I make sweet love to you?

peggy_hill_live: Ryan_Beaver7298, we are going to wash your mouth out with soap.com

speedy21269 asks: what is peggysfeet.com about??

peggy_hill_live: It is an illicit website that is being run without my permission. I do not support its activities in any way, although I look pretty hot on it.

fox_chat_host: Thank you, Peggy, for being here and sharing so much about your life...

peggy_hill_live: Thank you for taking the interest in me that I've always taken in myself.
peggy_hill_live: And if you're not doing anything Sunday, 7:30, 6:30 central, maybe we can visit with each other again.

fox_chat_host: Sounds great!!!
fox_chat_host: I say check out how hot Peggy really looks at peggysfeet.com...
fox_chat_host: And you can always find more about Peggy's friends in Arlen on Fox.com!
fox_chat_host: Thanks for being here. Good night!

 

 

 

 
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