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Lisa Simpson can't wait for college. She's only 8 and already
reads at a 14th grade level, and has written a number of application-quality
essays, one of which won her family a free trip to Washington,
D.C. Her favorite activities include playing her saxophone, attending
school and reading Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. A fan of Malibu
Stacy, Lisa tried unsuccessfully to create her own talking doll,
Lisa Lionheart. Unfortunately, no one wanted to buy a talking
doll that was as judgmental as Lisa. Lisa wants everyone to know
that she is a vegetarian and that if she could have one thing
(besides world peace), it would be a pony.
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