I don't know how Mom does it. Somehow, she sensed I was having a good day and was waiting at home with stacks of evidence against the whole family. How did she ever find that stuff? I'm awaiting sentencing now.

The day started with me planning to ditch school again. (Mom found out about that, too!) Caroline has been doing a unit on square-dancing. Square-dancing! I thought I was busted when Dad offered to drive us to school, but instead he took us to a stock car race. It was cool for the first lap or so, but then it started getting really hot and boring. Reese and I went exploring and got a few good minutes of playing with power tools in before being captured by security. While the guard was turning us over to him, Dad did the most amazing thing. He actually kicked the guard so we could get away. I never realized how cool Dad is. Until we got caught by Mom, it was a really great day.