After years of living in a museum, Stevie finally went on
a real adventure, thanks to me. Stevie had me come sleep over.
He kept calling me to make sure I was coming. I don't think
he'd ever had someone stay over before. No wonder, because
his parents had so many rules, we couldn't do any of the stuff
I had planned. No playing games. No building models. His parents
still haven't given me back the Exacto blade they confiscated.
His parents don't even let him have real pizza.
We
were in bed before the sun went down! Luckily, I talked him
into sneaking out to go to the arcade. You'd be surprised
how hard it is to get a wheelchair through a window. We were
having a great time playing video games, until I noticed Stevie's
wheelchair was missing. Who steals a wheelchair?
So,
then we had to get home from the bad part of town. Believe
me, Stevie's not as light as he looks. Just by chance, we
ran into the wheelchair thieves and I managed to fight them
off. (Okay, they just ran away. But if anyone asks, I kicked
their asses.) I hope Stevie's parents weren't too rough on
him when he got back. I made a hasty escape when I saw the
police car in the driveway.