"Water Park"

Episode: 203

Original Air Date: 05/21/00

Today was supposed to be so cool. Dad got these waterslide park tickets from work and we were all going to go, except Dewey, who had to stay home because of an ear infection. I was looking forward to it, but then Reese had to go and open his big mouth and remind Mom that I had to wear a nose plug because of my sinuses. He did it out of nowhere. I didn't do anything to him. The jerk actually brought the plugs with him, so then I was stuck wearing them for the entire day. He had to pay.

To make matters worse, I couldn't bring myself to go down The Liquidator, the largest and most dangerous slide in the whole park. So instead of having fun, all I did was chicken out, get laughed at and try to one up Reese.

I got him pretty good, though. I made him admit in front of that girl he likes, April, that the only reason he likes her is because he heard she kisses with tongue. But then he got me back by throwing a wet jock strap on my face. Things kept escalating between us and I may have gone a little too far. I pulled down Reese's trunks in front of everyone, including April. Reese's eyes rolled back in his head and he chased me to the top of The Liquidator. I was trapped. Then Mom showed up and started yelling at us. I'm not sure what came over me. She was standing so close to the edge. It was just so easy. I can't believe I did it, but I pushed her down. It may have been the most amazing moment of my life, a life that is going to be short judging by the look on Mom's face.

Now the three of us are stuck at the park's manager's office. Looks like another lifetime ban. Dewey's lucky. He got to stay home with a nice babysitter all day.

  
 
   
   

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