As if the lifetime ban from the water park wasn't bad enough,
the car ride home sucked. It was so hot my skin was sticking
to the seat, plus we had to run the heater to keep the radiator
from boiling over. It must've been, like, 110 degrees! Then
a truck jackknifed in front of us, which was actually kinda
cool.
So
we were stuck in this huge traffic jam in the scorching heat,
with no food and nothing to do. It totally sucked. Then, Reese
went ballistic on this ice cream truck because the guy wouldn't
sell us any ice cream. He totally embarrassed me, but it was
okay, because that's how I met Jessica.
Jessica
is cute, smart and she thought Reese was a complete idiot.
How could I not like her? She also lied to the cops so we
could check out the crash site. Later, we went for a walk
and she told me I was a complainer, but given the situation,
why wouldn't I be complaining? She pointed out that without
the traffic jam we never would've met and then (this is the
best part) she pushed me down the hill! Isn't that great?
It figures that she was from Canada and that I'd never see
her again.
Finally,
Mom hijacked the crane and they opened the road. For a day
that was pretty miserable, it was the most fun I've ever had.
I was even happy to see Dewey!
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