Episode: 206
Original Air Date: 11/15/00
I knew going to dinner with Stevie's family was a bad idea,
but Mom thought that maybe some of their sophistication would
rub off on us. Wrong. It was going okay until Reese let Stevie
in on the circle game.
Basically,
you have to make the other guy look at your hand while you're
making a circle below your waist. Then you get to punch him.
It's kinda stupid, but at least you get to hit people. Except
Stevie was such an easy target that Reese spent most of dinner
pummeling him. It was so bad that even Reese got bored with
it. I tried to get Stevie to quit, but he was determined to
stay in the game.
At
one point, Stevie started to cry and said he was going to
go sit in the car. But really, he just tricked Reese into
looking at the circle he was making with his fingers. When
Stevie hit Reese, he sent Reese flying backward into a table.
It was amazing. Who knew he had such strength? Then, Stevie
went to help Reese up and got him again! That was about the
time Mom came over. But it wasn't our mom that went psycho,
it was Stevie's. Can you believe it? Mrs. Kenarban actually
flipped her lid.
So,
dinner went like this: Stevie beat the crap out of Reese,
his dad got drunk and his mom threw a screaming fit in the
restaurant. I think we're contagious.
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