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Episode: 208
Original Air Date: 11/22/00
At first, when Mom and Dad said they were making us have a babysitter for two days, Reese and I put up a fight. We booby-trapped the entire house with snakes, firecrackers and other cool and dangerous stuff. Then we saw her -- the most beautiful girl ever and her name was Patty.
After Reese, Dewey and I undid all the booby traps, we just sat in awe of her. She was tall, blond and made us lots of snacks. She kept talking about how cute Francis was, but I knew I could win her over. Then I did what any kid with an incredible woman in his bedroom would do…I invited the Krelboynes over to check her out. Later at dinner, I tried to impress her with my mad cow disease story, but it didn't go so well. Reese countered by burping Patty's address, which was totally lame. Then Dewey started doing some goofy dance and she loved it. Stupid Dewey.
The worst part was that Dewey kept charming her and started hogging Patty all to himself. She even gave him a bath. Reese and I thought that if we got him all dirty again, Patty would get mad at him. So we covered him with the glue and glitter he was using to make her a card. But she thought he looked cute, and gave him another bath! Later, Patty was upset, so I went to find out what was wrong and, you know, hopefully make her feel better. Stupid Reese wanted to do the same thing, so we got into fight. Meanwhile, Dewey's lame dance totally cheered her up. Why does he have to be so cute?
That night, the cuteness wore off when Dewey faked having a nightmare and got to sleep in Mom and Dad's bed, with Patty! I thought I was supposed to be the genius? Reese and I snuck outside Mom and Dad's room to lure Dewey into the garage, but he locked us out of the house. Can you believe it? Luckily, Reese fell into the backyard cesspool so the night wasn't a total loss.
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